SH: You're not doing it right.
Me: Now what?
SH: You folded my t-shirts wrong.
Me: You mean the t-shirts I washed and folded for you yesterday while you were out doing your political stuff? Those shirts?
SH: You didn't do it right.
Me: And what's wrong with how I fold, Sheldon? Remember I worked at Macy's over Christmas a few years ago and folded shirts professionally.
SH: They're too wide.
Me: Too wide?
SH: They need to fit three to a drawer, side by side. You folded them too wide.
Me: I guess maybe you should be in charge of folding your own shirts from now on.