Sunday, April 08, 2012

Marriage 401, Lecture 363: Matalin and Carville


SH: When I married you, I decided that [wxyz] and cooking were more important than agreeing on politics.

Me: So you compromised.

SH: And now, I can't divorce you because a second divorce might affect my future in politics. [If he decides to run for office some day.]

Me: I can't believe that your side would be bothered by two divorces.

SH: Maybe not. Especially if I divorced someone from your side.

Me: All they would say is, "What took you so long?"

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