The class factotum speaks
Sunday, April 08, 2012
Marriage 401, Lecture 363: Matalin and Carville
SH: When I married you, I decided that [wxyz] and cooking were more important than agreeing on politics.
Me: So you compromised.
SH: And now, I can't divorce you because a second divorce might affect my future in politics. [If he decides to run for office some day.]
Me: I can't believe that your side would be bothered by two divorces.
SH: Maybe not. Especially if I divorced someone from your side.
Me: All they would say is, "What took you so long?"
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