Monday, April 09, 2012

Marriage 401, Lecture 368: The death of a thousand cuts

SH: You're not doing it right.

Me: Does that mean you want to do the dishes?

SH: Yes. Look, you're left soap on the dishes. You're trying to kill me.

Me: We've known each other how long and yet you live?

SH: It's probably a slow buildup, gradually killing me.

Me: We're all going to die.

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