Saturday, April 14, 2012

Marriage 401, Lecture 475: Too noble for drugs

SH: My throat hurts.

Me: Is there anything I can get for you to make you feel better?

SH: No. Besides, I'd rather whine.

Me: Whatever.

SH: If it still feels bad, I might take an aspirin before I go to bed.

Me: Does aspirin help with a sore throat?

SH: Of course it does! What else would you suggest?

Me: A throat lozenge.

SH: Why would you ever imagine I would take a throat lozenge?

Me: Well, I wouldn't. That's why I said it in a very small voice.

SH: Throat lozenges taste bad.

Me: So does beer.

SH: No it doesn't.

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