The class factotum speaks
Saturday, April 14, 2012
Marriage 401, Lecture 475: Too noble for drugs
SH: My throat hurts.
Me: Is there anything I can get for you to make you feel better?
SH: No. Besides, I'd rather whine.
SH: If it still feels bad, I might take an aspirin before I go to bed.
Me: Does aspirin help with a sore throat?
SH: Of course it does! What else would you suggest?
A throat lozenge.
SH: Why would you ever imagine I would take a throat lozenge?
Me: Well, I wouldn't. That's why I said it in a very small voice.
SH: Throat lozenges taste bad.
Me: So does beer.
SH: No it doesn't.
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