SH: Do we have more ketchup?
Me: No. You threw out what we had, remember?
SH: Yes. It had high fructose corn syrup. I am morally opposed to HFCS.
Me: Yeah. You showed them. You threw away something we already owned.
SH: I'm opposed to it. It was hurting me.
Me: Right. Because we eat so much ketchup.
SH: Almost a bottle a year, probably.