Sunday, April 01, 2012

Marriage 401, Lecture 632: Russian nesting dolls


Me: Why do we need all these boxes?

SH: What if we have to ship something?

Me: And the last time we did that?

Me: What's in that box?

SH: Packing materials.

Me: What's in that box?

SH: More boxes.

Me: Just what we need. Boxes of boxes.

Later.

SH: Hey! Good news! I've rearranged things down here. Now there's more floor space.

Me: So we have more room for more empty boxes?

SH: You just don't understand the hoarder mentality.

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