Sunday, May 20, 2012

Marriage 401, Lecture 162: Cleaning house


SH: I would clean the house if I didn't have a job.

Me: No you wouldn't.

SH: I would today. Just this once.

Me: And then what?

SH: Then it would be on an as-needed basis.

Me: It needs to be cleaned once a week.

SH: Maybe the kitchen. But dusting has to happen only when we have company.

2 comments:

Mise said...

That's true. Dust only occurs when there is company. Company brings with it so much dust. Sometimes you'd wish they'd leave their pesky dust-covered bouquets of flowers and bottles of fine wine at home.

Class factotum said...

Mise, I know! And they get the windows dirty, too. It's almost not worth it.