SH: Look what I got at Costco!
Me [dreading what I'm going to see next]: What?
SH: Well, I got the goat cheese and mozzarella you asked for. Blueberries were too expensive. I got vitamins*. And I found this!
Me: Not more wine.
SH: Yes, I got some wine, but I also got this bottle of bourbon.
Me: But you don't drink bourbon. I don't drink bourbon.
SH: Sometimes I do. And it was a good deal.
Me: How much?
SH: Only $30!
Me: But - we don't drink bourbon.
SH: Sometimes I have some.
Me: Like when? I've never seen you drink bourbon. You have hard liquor about twice a year.
SH: Sometimes I have it. So now I have some.
Me: Well, based on how much I've seen you drink, I'd say we're set for life for bourbon. So you don't have to buy any more, OK?
SH: Maybe not.
* AKA Eye of Newt.