Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Marriage 401, Lecture 332: Tomayto, tomahto

SH: Are you making a tomato salad?

Me: Yes.

SH: For me?

Me: Nope. For me.

SH: I can't have any?

Me: Sure, you may have some. But it's for me. So you'll have to eat it as is.

SH: But it's tomato salad! And you got basil!

Me: If you want to make your own, that's fine. Or you may have some of mine. AS IS.

SH: What do you mean, "as is?"

Me: I mean I am not cutting out the stem end.

SH: But I don't like the stem end!

Me: These are cherry tomatoes. It's not going to kill you. Eat it as it is or don't have any at all.

SH: You're mean to me.

Me: You're a crybaby.

1 comment:

Jen on the Edge said...

She who makes the salad gets to determine how it is created and served.