Wednesday, May 02, 2012

Marriage 401, Lecture 632: A wife for every occasion

My sister's boyfriend: Don't you need arm candy for this event?

Me: He has the Political Wife for that.

SH: You don't need to worry about her.

Me: Trust me, I don't.

SH: She's completely in love with her husband.

Me: Wrong answer, bucko.


LPC said...

Wait. Now I'm worried for you.

Class factotum said...

Ha! Don't be. I promise.