Monday, May 14, 2012

Marriage 401, Lecture 635: All cats are gray in the dark


Me: Oh look! They have these cafes in Japan where they have cats!

SH: What?

Me: Yes! You get your coffee and they have cats to keep you company. Think how nice it would be if you were on a work trip and stopped for a coffee and had a cat to keep you company. That way, you wouldn't miss Laverne and Shirley so much.

SH: So if I miss you, I should just go to a hooker?

Me: It's not the same.

SH: You're saying if I miss the cats, I should visit other cats. So if I miss you, I should visit other women.

Me: Not the same. Petting another cat is like talking to another woman. So it's OK.

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