Sunday, May 13, 2012

Marriage 401, Lecture 635: Life with an explainer

How an ordinary person asks for something after he's already in the shower: Honey, would you turn on the vent, please?

How an engineer asks: Honey, I know you hate to do this?

Me: What?

Engineer: Would you turn on the vent fan?

Me: OK. [Done]

Engineer: Because I hate the way the mirror gets all steamed up.

Me: Yeah, whatever.

Engineer: It makes it hard to see when I shave.

Me: It's on, OK?

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