Thursday, May 17, 2012

Marriage 401, Lecture 639: To sleep perchance to dream

SH: Hey! You're not doing it right! I got home from that meeting at 9:30 and you were already in bed!

Me: So?

SH: We're not farmers! We're not on social security! 9:30 is way too early!

Me: Being married to you is exhausting. I sleep when I can.

2 comments:

MomQueenBee said...

I plan to embroider that last sentence on a sofa pillow, because, oh, yeah.

Class factotum said...

MQB, I love the man, but I sure got a lot more sleep before I met him.