Friday, May 11, 2012

Marriage 401, Lecture 664: What's yours is mine, honey

SH: Rice sweatshirt wearer. [I am not allowed to wear his prize Rice sweatshirt. I also went to Rice, so I think I have the right to wear it.]

Me: I thought you loved me.

SH: Yeah, but I acquired it many years before I met you, so it's not community property.

2 comments:

TosaGuy said...

I let my girlfriend wear my prized college track sweatshirt.

Class factotum said...

TG, that must be true love. But will you let her wear it once you're married?