Friday, June 01, 2012

Marriage 401, Lecture 113: Why it's useful to have a smart, handy husband

SH: I hate my job. I want to run away.

Me: Me too.

SH: I can't run away, though.

Me: We could fake your death and collect the insurance and then we could both run away. Except it's not enough money unless you die in an accident.

SH: I could make it look like an accident.

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