Monday, June 04, 2012

Marriage 401, Lecture 132: The gold digger strikes


SH: Hey! You're not cutting the rosemary right!

Me: Whatever.

SH: You never do it right! You don't cut close enough to the branch.

Me: It's too much work. Easier just to get more rosemary.

SH: You need to learn to be frugal.

Me: I know. All I do is spend, spend, spend and waste, waste, waste.

1 comment:

Fijufic said...

Not like you can't go outside and pull more from the bush or anything like that....