SH: Sometimes you wish you hadn't married me.
SH: You could be living alone in your little house in Memphis and not have anyone annoying you.
Me: Yes. I think about that.
SH: It doesn't help that not only am I annoying but I am proud of being annoying.
Me: Yeah, that doesn't help.
SH: Part of it was that I concealed how annoying I am. And how much of a whiner I am. You knew I was a freakouter, though.
Me: I didn't know all of this. You lied.