Saturday, June 09, 2012

Marriage 401, Lecture 633: Gross

Me: I see you brought the leash in last night.

SH: Yes! It was hanging outside the back door.

Me: Were there still slugs on it?

SH: What?!

Me: Well, you don't think I just left it outside for no reason, do you?

SH: I wondered about it, because you don't usually do things like that.

Me: Yes. There were slugs on it when I brought Laverne in, so I left it outside.

SH: I thought you were just doing it wrong.

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