Friday, June 15, 2012
Marriage 401, Lecture 689: Full of eels
SH [as he is labeling one of the boxes that moved from his office to the basement]: Have you ever been to [our friends] basement?
SH: It's stuffed with boxes of stuff. Way worse than us. This conference? [indicates a box of stuff] T has been to it for 25 years. I'll bet he has everything saved from it.
Me: You know if you drop dead I'm going to throw away all your crap without even looking at it.
SH: Of course. It doesn't mean anything to you.
Me: It doesn't mean anything to YOU any more, either.
SH: Sure it does! I could spend hours looking through this.
[Comes back upstairs]
SH: Look! Look at the cool things I found! Look at this coffee mug! And these things [that make noise]! This stuff isn't even made in China!
Me: A coffee mug? Just what we need.
SH: It might come in handy. I might have three or four boxes full of things like this!