Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Marriage 401, Lecture 752: Polyandry

SH: I got these free passes to PolishFest.

Me: But you'll be gone that weekend.

SH: I know. You'll need to go with someone else.

Me: But I can't take the polka lessons with Dawn.

SH: You need to get a Dancing Husband. I have multiple wives. You need extra husbands.


Anonymous said...

Of course you can polka with another woman!


Highland Fashionista said...

And it's coming up soon, so I suggest you get a move on. Perhaps an advert on match.com?