Friday, June 08, 2012

Marriage 401, Lecture 788: Cream in my coffee


SH: I brought these little cream things back from the hotel.

Me: Why?

SH: I got them because I was going to have more coffee and then I didn't. They're not even really cream.

Me: Maybe you should just throw them out.

SH: That seems wasteful.

Me: Mr Won't Eat High Fructose Corn Syrup? Wanting to eat this stuff? It's crap! Do you want to eat it?

SH: What if we run out of half and half?

Me: Has that ever happened? Don't I do a good job of keeping the fridge stocked?

SH: I guess. But there could be a half and half emergency.

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