Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Marriage 401, Lecture 663: The feet

Me: My feet hurt. They hurt so much.

SH: That's what you get for wearing high heels.

I might note that these are not just any high heels, but Italian high heels.

To make it even better, I got them almost new on eBay and paid almost nothing. Almost nada. For handmade Italian shoes.

Me: But flats are so ugly.

SH: Who cares?

Me: I want to look good.

SH: Why?

Me: Good point. I'm already married. I don't need to attract a husband.

SH: Unless you're looking for another sugar daddy to replace me.

Me: Yeah, because men with money really want middle-aged women whose feet hurt.

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