Thursday, August 02, 2012

Marriage 401, Lecture 233: For better or for shopping


SH: I'm going to the mall to look at suits.

He has decided he needs a summer suit. They are on sale at Joseph Bank. I looked online and rendered my opinion. Olive OK, khaki no. Who wears a khaki suit? Nobody, that's who.

Me: OK.

SH: Do you want to go with me?

Me: Are you joking?

As in, 1. I have spent the entire day doing laundry, cleaning the house, grocery shopping, and cooking. And coloring my hair, which was reverting to gray + mousy blonde. I just sat down with my book and you want to know if I want to shop?

SH: No.

Me: I don't even like shopping for bacon with you. Watching you buy clothes would put me in the looney bin.

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