Thursday, August 02, 2012
Marriage 401, Lecture 233: For better or for shopping
SH: I'm going to the mall to look at suits.
He has decided he needs a summer suit. They are on sale at Joseph Bank. I looked online and rendered my opinion. Olive OK, khaki no. Who wears a khaki suit? Nobody, that's who.
SH: Do you want to go with me?
Me: Are you joking?
As in, 1. I have spent the entire day doing laundry, cleaning the house, grocery shopping, and cooking. And coloring my hair, which was reverting to gray + mousy blonde. I just sat down with my book and you want to know if I want to shop?
Me: I don't even like shopping for bacon with you. Watching you buy clothes would put me in the looney bin.