Monday, August 13, 2012
Marriage 401, Lecture 431: Stuff mover
Me: QUIT MOVING MY STUFF!
SH: What are you talking about?
Me: I just put this business card and these papers on the counter and now they are two feet away, stacked in the middle of the counter.
SH: Now they're neat.
Me: Now they're where I can't find them and where I would have forgotten about them if I hadn't noticed them just now.
SH: They were messy before.
Me: They were where I wanted them before! QUIT!
Me: You freak out - you almost have a heart attack! - if I get within one foot of your stacks of crap in your office.
SH: That's because I have my stuff the way I want it.
Me: SO DO I!
SH: But my stuff is in tidy piles. Yours is all over.
Me: QUIT MOVING MY STUFF.