Sunday, August 19, 2012

Marriage 401, Lecture 451: You're not doing it right, infinity

SH: Hey! You didn't do it right!

Me: Now what?

SH: That tupperware is still greasy. I'll have to re-wash it.

Me: Naw. Just wipe it out with the dishtowel. It's easier than washing and washing and washing it.

SH: That's not the right thing to do.

Me: Sure it is.

SH: But then the dishtowel gets dirty.

Me: So?

SH: Then I can't use it to dry my clean hands. So the proper thing to do is to use a paper towel.

Me: That's wasteful. Just use the dishtowel.

SH: It gets dirty.

Me: Then toss it in the laundry.

SH: What if it's not close to the end of it's clean life? It should last a few days at least.

Me: We have dozens of dishtowels. It's not really an issue.

SH: Are you blogging about this?

Me: Yes.

SH: Go ahead. I'm going to keep washing and washing and washing until the grease is gone.

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