The class factotum speaks
Wednesday, August 01, 2012
Marriage 401, Lecture 467: For worse and worse
SH: I want to go into that abandoned house.
Me: I don't.
SH: Not right now. It's getting dark.
Me: Good. Because the last thing we need is for you to put your leg through a rotting floor.
SH: I have life insurance.
Me: It wouldn't kill you. It would just maim you. Then I'd be stuck taking care of you.
SH: I have disability. And I just had a tetanus shot.
Me: Oh that's a comfort. But you'd still need caretaking.
SH: Are you saying I'm not a good patient?
Me: You? A crybaby? Oh, no. Not at all.
Wouldn't touch that with a 10-foot pole!
August 1, 2012 at 9:50 AM
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