Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Marriage 401, Lecture 922: This was all his idea in the first place
SH: It's different with you at work every day.
Me: I know.
SH: The cats miss you. Laverne doesn't whine if you're not home. She only whines for you. She knows I won't put her out.
Me: You're mean to Laverne!
SH: I miss you, too.
Me: Thanks, sweetie.
SH: Before, you used to come home from the gym in the morning and you'd make me lunch.
Me: You can make your own lunch.
SH: Then you'd peel me an orange.
Me: You can peel your own orange.
SH: And the house used to be clean. Every Thursday night, the house would be really clean. I noticed this Thursday that it wasn't. I guess the house doesn't clean itself, huh?
Me: Nope. And you'd better come up with better reasons to miss me than you're having to prepare your own lunch and that you're having to make the bed now.