The class factotum speaks
Sunday, September 16, 2012
Marriage 401, Lecture 204: Having my cake and eating it too
Me: You need to eat the rest of that coconut cake tonight.
SH: The rest? Why? What if I just want half of it?
Me: You have to eat all of it.
SH: But why?
Me: To keep me from eating it.
SH: Why can't you just not eat it?
Me: I can't.
SH: So what - either I eat it or I hide it?
SH: Just don't eat it.
Me: I can't. I can't help it. I'm a victim.
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