Sunday, September 16, 2012

Marriage 401, Lecture 204: Having my cake and eating it too


Me: You need to eat the rest of that coconut cake tonight.

SH: The rest? Why? What if I just want half of it?

Me: You have to eat all of it.

SH: But why?

Me: To keep me from eating it.

SH: Why can't you just not eat it?

Me: I can't.

SH: So what - either I eat it or I hide it?

Me: Yes.

SH: Just don't eat it.

Me: I can't. I can't help it. I'm a victim.

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