The class factotum speaks
Sunday, September 09, 2012
Marriage 401, Lecture 226: Laundry theory
SH: Why are these boxers hanging on the shower rod?
Me: Because they didn't get dry.
SH: But you just put away a bunch of them.
Me: They were dry. They didn't get any rain on them.
SH: Why are some dry and some not?
Me: Because they were in different loads.
SH: You didn't wash all the underwear in the same load?
SH: Why not?
Me: Because I did two loads of darks.
SH: But why didn't you put all the underwear together?
Me: Why would I?
SH: You're not doing it right.
Me: If it's so important to you, please, please feel free to take over doing the laundry.
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