SH: Hey! What are you doing?
Me: Lighting a candle.
SH: But why?
Me: Because we're having a party and it's nice to have a candle in the bathroom.
SH: That's not the usual bathroom candle.
Me: No, that one is almost burnt out.
SH: But you're using a special candle!
SH: I got that candle for - you know. Don't use it in the bathroom!