SH: Oh! I guess I need to put this sticker on the car tonight.
SH: It's the last day of the month. [I wrote this on Oct 31.] But I don't have time!
Me: I could do it.
Me: Why not?
SH: Because you won't do it right!
Me: How can I not put a sticker on right?
SH: It will be crooked. I'm very meticulous about the stickers on my car. And now it's dark - I won't be able to see.
Me: Did it just come today?
SH: No. It came weeks ago.
Me: And there certainly would have been no advantage to putting it on immediately.
SH: Why would I want to do that?