Saturday, November 03, 2012

Marriage 501, Lecture 234: Last minute

SH: Oh! I guess I need to put this sticker on the car tonight.

Me: Why? 

SH: It's the last day of the month. [I wrote this on Oct 31.] But I don't have time!

Me: I could do it.

SH: No! 

Me: Why not?

SH: Because you won't do it right!  

Me: How can I not put a sticker on right?

SH: It will be crooked. I'm very meticulous about the stickers on my car. And now it's dark - I won't be able to see.

Me: Did it just come today?

SH: No. It came weeks ago.

Me: And there certainly would have been no advantage to putting it on immediately.

SH: Why would I want to do that?

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