SH: I don't have enough lazy time.
Me: I know.
SH: I want more.
Me: Then quit wasting so much time visiting your parents. [That is, a five-day visit right before Christmas.]
SH: I can't!
Me: Then quit complaining.
SH: You're not very sympathetic.
Me: I've used up my sympathy and I've moved on to practicality.
SH: You're mean!
Me: What do you want from me?
SH: Sympathy.
Me: What, do you want more, "Poor SH! Poor baby!"
SH: Maybe.
Me: I've used all those up.
SH: What about "Soft Kitty?"
3 comments:
Can't his 'other' wife sing soft kitty to him?
Didn't she dump him just because he didn't win?
You don't really have that excuse, do you?
Ha! The Nighttime Wife is the singing wife! She should be singing "Soft kitty!"
Webb, I don't have that excuse!
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