Friday, January 18, 2013

Marriage 501, Lecture 34: Priorities

SH: Uh oh. I'm late.

Me: Yes you are.

SH: I was supposed to have been on my way over an hour ago. But I still haven't left.

Me: Nope.

SH: But I have to get cat food today. We're out.

Me: I know. You've been saying you would get cat food for three days now.

SH: But I didn't.

Me: Nope.

SH: And now I have to.

Me: Yep. And if you don't do it before we go to the play, I am not going to the store with you after. You will have to drop me at home and shop alone.

SH: If I'm not back in time, does that mean that the party [some political friend's fundraiser that SH wants to visit on our way to the play] gets cut first?

Me: Yep. And [wxyz] gets cut second.

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