Me: What on earth?
Me: All I wanted you to get was grits, parsley, milk, eggs, and celery root.
SH: That's what I did. They're all there.
Me: And this bottle of wine? [That I hold aloft, very, j'accuse.]
SH [shrugging]: If you send me to the grocery store, there's a price. You can't expect me to walk past the wine section at Sendik's and not buy anything.