Friday, February 08, 2013

Marriage 501, Lecture 153: Location, location, location

SH: Do you want the aisle seat or a window?

Me: Aisle. I want to be able to use the bathroom whenever I want.

SH: There are some aisle seats in the center section. Do you want the right side or the left side?

Me: I don't care.

SH: Really?

Me: No! Why would I care about something like that?

SH: I like the right aisle because when I am using my mouse, my elbow sticks out.

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