Me: Hey! You didn't make the bed while I was gone!
SH: I've already done a lot today! I've done a lot more than I ever used to do on a Saturday. And during the week, I make the bed, I go to the grocery store, I do the dishes, I pick up your books at the library.
SH: Today I've also vacuumed and I've done dishes.
Me: And I've done four loads of laundry and cleaned the bathroom and cooked. I've dusted. And I make supper every night.
SH: Instead of telling me how wonderful I am, you want me to do more.
SH: I make more than three times as much money as you do, so I should do only one third of the chores.
Me: Why don't you hire a maid with your money?
SH [gets out his phone and starts punching numbers]: According to my calculations, I should only have to do 36% of the housework.
SH: Wait! That's not right. [Calculates again.] Twenty six percent! I should only be doing 26% of the housework!
Me: It was your idea for me to get a job.