Saturday, February 23, 2013

Marriage 501, Lecture 635: No whine before its time

SH: I'm tired. I'm going to whine.

Me: Not to me, you're not.

SH: But you're the only one.

Me: Nope. I am not the designated whining receiver.

SH: No! You have to listen!

Me: Whine to your mom and dad.

SH: I can't whine to them!

Me: Yes, you can. That's all they do to you.

SH: They whine at me.

Me: Sauce for the goose.

SH: I can't.

Me: Sure you can. It's not my job to listen to your whining. I don't make you listen to mine. Make them do it.


Koala Blue said...

He should tell the cats all about it. They might even enjoy it!

Class factotum said...

Laverne is a whiner. So there's a good match.