Friday, March 08, 2013
Marriage 501, Lecture 621: To drink or not to drink
Me: Could we get rid of these wine bottles?
Me: Because! They are clutter!
SH: I think they add a certain ambiance to the dining room.
Me: What? The "We are winos?" ambiance?
SH: Is that bad?
BTW, this ambiance fits very well with our wedding theme. I was reading a magazine or novel or something - can't remember - that outlined potential wedding themes, like pirate or hang gliding or goth.
Me: We didn't have a theme to our wedding.
SH: Yes we did.
Me: Well, I guess "wedding" was the theme to our wedding.
SH: No, it was a "Consume lots of alcohol and get drunk" theme.
Me: Oh. Right. Only not everyone followed the theme.
SH: Nope. Just my side.