Wednesday, April 03, 2013

Marriage 501, Lecture 675: What are the odds?

SH: The play is two hours and 20 minutes.

Me: Maybe we should take some snacks.

SH: Maybe. What do we have?

Me: We have these chocolates from when we went to Pittsburgh a year and a half ago.

SH: Maybe we should finish those.

Me: Maybe. Oh. I better put them in a plastic bag. The paper would make noise.

SH: Wait! You're not going to put both kinds in the same bag, are you? You can't mix those!

Me: Why not?

SH: Because I want to know what I'm getting! I don't want to take one and not know if it's rosemary or sea salt!

Me: Fine. You do it.

1 comment:

webb said...

What SH needs is some adventure in his life!