The class factotum speaks
Wednesday, April 03, 2013
Marriage 501, Lecture 675: What are the odds?
SH: The play is two hours and 20 minutes.
Me: Maybe we should take some snacks.
SH: Maybe. What do we have?
Me: We have these chocolates from when we went to Pittsburgh a year and a half ago.
SH: Maybe we should finish those.
Me: Maybe. Oh. I better put them in a plastic bag. The paper would make noise.
SH: Wait! You're not going to put both kinds in the same bag, are you? You can't mix those!
Me: Why not?
SH: Because I want to know what I'm getting! I don't want to take one and not know if it's rosemary or sea salt!
Me: Fine. You do it.
What SH needs is some adventure in his life!
April 3, 2013 at 7:17 PM
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