SH: You're a cake for breakfast eater.
SH: You're not supposed to have cake for breakfast!
Me: Why not?
SH: It's supposed to be a dessert!
Me: Says the guy who ate so much cake yesterday that he complained of feeling bloated not once, but twice.
SH: But I don't eat cake for breakfast. Because I'm disciplined.
Me: The bloating.
SH: It's OK to pig out on cake after your meal!