Friday, April 12, 2013

Marriage 501, Lecture 787: Priorities

SH: I had one beer too many last night.

Me: How many did you have?

SH: Three.

Me: And how much did that cost?

SH: More than ----

Me: More than the flowers I bought the other day?

SH: Yes. So I guess I shouldn't complain when you buy flowers. Or better yet, you should come out with me and drink and then we would agree on how to spend our money.

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