Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Marriage 501, Lecture 987: Qui bono?

SH: Hey! When I said I might vacuum this weekend, I didn't mean I would do the living room!

Me: Would you do it please?

SH: You're the one who's having people over. It's not my book club.

Me: May I present as Exhibit A the political fundraiser that YOU wanted and I did all the work for? All the cooking and the cleaning?

SH: That's different!

Me: How?

SH: Because that was a Noble Cause! I was Fighting the Man! And you were helping.

Me: I didn't want to help.

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