Me: My friend says her husband is lactose intolerant, he doesn't like sweets, and he can't drink coffee - even decaf. She says he is not very much fun.
SH: You don't drink! You're not fun!
Me: I never lied to you about that.
SH: You misled me. You ordered wine the first time we went out to dinner.
Me: Yes, and then I put splenda in the wine you gave me when I visited you. That should have been a clue.