SH: Do you want to [wxyz]?
SH: Should I take a shower first?
Me: I'd rather you vacuumed. It looks horrible down here. [In the basement, where we have an area with carpet, the only area in the house that is carpeted.]
SH: Hey! I got out the spray stuff after Shirley vomited!
Me: Did you actually spray it?
Me: So it doesn't count.
SH: But I got it out!
Me: You didn't spray it.
SH: I'm letting the vomit dry first.
Me: When did she vomit?
SH: Yesterday. Morning.