Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Marriage 501, Lecture 823: Who cleans the vomit?

SH: Do you want to [wxyz]?

Me: Maybe.

SH: Should I take a shower first?

Me: I'd rather you vacuumed. It looks horrible down here. [In the basement, where we have an area with carpet, the only area in the house that is carpeted.]

SH: Hey! I got out the spray stuff after Shirley vomited!

Me: Did you actually spray it?

SH: No.

Me: So it doesn't count.

SH: But I got it out!

Me: You didn't spray it.

SH: I'm letting the vomit dry first.

Me: When did she vomit?

SH: Yesterday. Morning.

Me: Sheesh.

1 comment:

webb said...

Kinda hard to want to [wxyz] under those conditions!