Friday, June 07, 2013

Marriage 501, Lecture 125: You can't have your pudding if you haven't eaten your meat

Me: Oh man. You still have some beer left. You said you would be ready for bed in 20 minutes. You're already late and you haven't even finished your beer.

SH: It won't take long for me to finish.

Me: That's two inches of beer! That's 20 minutes of beer!

SH: No it isn't.

Me: Use some of it for taking your vitamins.

SH: But I haven't brushed my teeth!

Me: So?

SH: That's not the right order!

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