Me: Oh man. You still have some beer left. You said you would be ready for bed in 20 minutes. You're already late and you haven't even finished your beer.
SH: It won't take long for me to finish.
Me: That's two inches of beer! That's 20 minutes of beer!
SH: No it isn't.
Me: Use some of it for taking your vitamins.
SH: But I haven't brushed my teeth!
SH: That's not the right order!