Friday, June 28, 2013
Marriage 501, Lecture 62: More crap to throw away when SH is dead
Me: I want to ask you something and I don't want you to get all "Wooo!"
Me: Can we get rid of some of those empty wine boxes in the basement?
SH: Don't ask me that now!
Me: I just want you to think about it. You don't have to do it right now.
SH: But you can't expect me to remember that sort of thing! You have to ask me when I can actually do something about it.
Me: I just want you to start thinking about it because I know how long it takes you to make a decision.
SH: I won't remember.
Me: You know, I could get rid of them. All you have to do is decide.
SH: No! You won't do it right! You don't know which ones to discard! [They are ALL empty boxes.]
Me: Oh Lord.
SH: Ask me on a weekend sometime.
Me: Fine. I'll ask you on Sunday.
SH: Maybe I can get rid of two-thirds of them.