Me: The woman in this book has been a widow for two years. She's my age and she's putting herself on match.com so she can date.
Me: My question is, "Why?"
SH: Wouldn't you want to date if I died?
Me: No way. I'm never getting married again. Not dating. One and done.
SH: What about [wxyz]?
Me: Don't care. I'll learn to do without.
SH: Because it could never be the same after me or because it's not worth the trouble of a relationship?
Me [long pause]: Option one, of course.