Me: So these friends of SH's came for dinner and as SH is turning the steak on the grill - this was the second night they were eating with us, the friend asks SH, "Do you have any kid-friendly food?"
SH: He said that his kids wouldn't eat steak!
Me: Which I hadn't wanted to feed to them anyhow. Who wastes steak on kids?
SH: I pointed out to him that we don't have kids, so no, we didn't have kid-friendly food.
Me: I had tried to convince SH that we should get something besides steak for the kids, but he had thought it would be rude.
My sister: Wait. SH wanted to feed steak to kids?
My sister: But that's nuts. Nobody gives steak to kids.
Me: Nope. Why waste something that costs almost ten dollars a pound on someone who thinks that Kraft macaroni and cheese or Spaghettios is good food?
SH: Well, I didn't want to give them steak, either, but I didn't want to be impolite.