SH: Why are you calling Kristy?
Me: To borrow her weed killer. I tested it the other night in the garden and it worked, so now I want to get the rest of the weeds.
SH: You can't use weed killer in the garden! Then it won't be organic!
SH: But I'm a liberal! I can eat only organic produce!
Me: Not my problem.
SH: You can't spray!
Me: You have three options: 1. You can get out there and start pulling weeds--"
SH: But I don't want to pull weeds!
Me: Or you can not eat anything out of my garden--
SH: But I like the things from your garden!
Me: Or you can not care.