Me: I'm going to do laundry.
SH: But wait! It's not Saturday!
Me: So? I have time now. So I'm doing it.
SH: But you're complicating everything.
Me: What's the difference between doing laundry on Friday evening and Saturday morning? Your dirty clothes should all be down the chute anyhow.
SH: No! It's affecting my underwear strategy!
Me: Your underwear strategy?
SH: Yes. I'm wearing the Good Travel Underwear today because I thought you wouldn't be washing until tomorrow and then I'd have them again when I take my trip on Tuesday.
Me: Too bad.